An elderly prost!tutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read:
“Two ho0kers – $50.00.”
A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the old ladies over and advised that they will have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Right about that time a minivan passed by with a sign on the side of it that read:
“Jesus Saves.”
“How come you don’t stop them?” asked one of the old ladies.
“Well, that’s a little different,” the officer replied.
“Their sign pertains to religion.”