On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner.
“Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said.
Later, he offered her a cigarette.
“Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said again.
On the drive home, he saw a motel.
Figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there.
“Okay,” his date replied.