GOOGLE PIZZA JOKE

  


Hello! Is this Gino's Pizza?


No sir - it's Google Pizza.


I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry.


No sir - Google bought Gino's Pizza last month.


OK. I would like to order a pizza.


Do you want your usual, sir?


My usual - you know me?


According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses - sausage - pepperoni - mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.


OK - that's what I want.


May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta - arugula - sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust?


What? I detest vegetables.


Your cholesterol is not good, sir.


How the hell do you know?


Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.


Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.


Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug sale Network, 4 months ago.


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