A man was walking to work when he was approached by a dirty and scruffy-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of bucks for dinner.
The man pulled out his wallet, and took out ten dollars, and asked:
"Here’s my money. Will you buy some beer with it?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you INSANE?!" snapped the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not giving you a dime. Instead, I'm taking take you home for a shower and a wonderful dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was stunned.
"Won't your wife be mad as hell with you for doing that??
The man answered:
"That's OK. She needs to see what a man looks like after he quits drinking and playing golf."