A man was walking to work when he was approached by a dirty and scruffy-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of bucks for dinner.

The man pulled out his wallet, and took out ten dollars, and asked:

"Here’s my money. Will you buy some beer with it?"

"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you INSANE?!" snapped the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not giving you a dime. Instead, I'm taking take you home for a shower and a wonderful dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was stunned.

"Won't your wife be mad as hell with you for doing that??

The man answered:

"That's OK. She needs to see what a man looks like after he quits drinking and playing golf."

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