A woman asks her husband, “darling, if I died, would you remarry?”
“After a long period of sadness, I think I would. We all need companionship.”
The wife asks, “If I died and you remarried, would she live in our house?”
“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I think she would.”
The wife asks, “If I died and you remarried, and she lived in our house, would she sleep in my bed?”
“Well, the bed is new, and it cost us $1,500. It’s going to last along time, so I think she would.”
“If I died and you remarried, and she lived in our house and slept in my bed, would she use my personal golf clubs?”
“Oh, no,” the husband replies.
"She's left-handed!"