There are a bunch of guys in a golf club locker room. A cell phone rings, a man answers it, puts it on speaker, and starts talking. Everyone in the room stops what they’re doing to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "It's me, Honey. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I found this gorgeous coat at the store. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go for it if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership to check out the new models. One really caught my eye!"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but I want it with all the extra options for that price."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh... I talked to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!".
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The guys in the locker room stared at him, astonished and mouths agape.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?".