Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.
So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser.”
“Oh really, hmm, didn’t know that.”
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies.
“I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn’t care.”
“The second Englishman remarked, “You just don’t know how to set him off…watch and learn.”