A flat-chested woman


A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her Assets would increase in size each time a man says, “Pardon” to her.

She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, “Pardon me.”

Her Assets instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic.

The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her Assets.


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