A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender:
“Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says,
“Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde.
I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt.
The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player.
The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler.
Each one of us is blonde.