Two blondes were talking in heaven


Two blondes were talking in heaven, they were discussing how they died.

The first blonde said ‘I had a heart attack, my family has a long line of heart disease, I guess it was my time.’

The second blonde said, ‘oh.. I froze to death, it was NOT the way I wanted to die, its too late now.’

‘The first blonde asked, ‘what is it like to freeze to death?’

‘It is cold, but soon its kinda peaceful, once you know you’re dying.

What happened before you had your heart attack?

‘The first blonde answered, ‘I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I went home early.

my car is really old, so my husband probably could hear me pull into the driveway.


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