Lawyer asks old lady if she knows who he is


In a court trial in a small town in Nebraska…

… the prosecutor called his first witness, an elderly grandma, to the stand.


He walked up to her and asked, “Mrs. Williams, do you know who I am?”


She answered, “Of course I know who you are, Mr. Rawley.  I’ve known you since you were a little boy, and honestly, you’re a disappointment.  You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk behind their backs.  You think you’re some kind of big shot, but if you had half a brain you’d realize that you’ll never amount to anything but a mediocre pencil-pusher.  Oh, I know who you are all right.”


The prosecutor had his jaw on the floor.  Shocked and looking to deflect the attention, he pointed across the room and asked: “Mrs. Williams… do you know who the defense attorney is?”



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