Lawyer asks old lady if she knows who he is


She replied, “Of course I do.  I’ve known Mr. Carbuncle ever since he was a child.  He’s a lazy bigot who has a problem with alcohol abuse.  He is unable to maintain a normal relationship with anyone, and is one of the worst lawyers in the county.  On top of that, he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of which was your wife.  Yes, I know exactly who he is.”


The defense attorney looked like he was about to have a stroke.


The judge ordered the prosecutor and the defense attorney to approach, and whispered to them in a low but frantic voice,


“If any of you brats ask her if she knows who I am, then I’ll put both of you behind bars for life!”