Nervous new priest tried a risky remedy to soothe his nerves, but the consequences are hilarious


After mass, he asked Monsignor how he had done it. Monsignor replied, “When I fear being nervous in the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the glass of water. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.

The following Sunday, the new priest decided to follow Monsignor's advice. At first he felt nervous and took a drink. He started talking about a storm.

Back in his office, he found a note on the door that read:

– Sip the vodka, don't swallow.

– There are 10 commandments, not 12.

– There are 12 disciples, not 10.

– Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

– Jacob bet his donkey, he did not “bet his donkey”.


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