– We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the “late J.C.”
- We do not refer to the cross as "Big T".
- The Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit are not called "dad, junior and the ghost".
– David killed Goliath, he didn't “fuck him up”.
– When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, we don't say he was “stoned from his donkey”.
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