A Blonde Was Summoned To Court

 


 A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit


The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August 24th?”


“Objection!” said the defense attorney


“Irrelevant!”


“Oh, that’s okay,” said the blonde from the witness stand


“I don’t mind answering the question.”


“I object!” the defense said again.


“No, really,” said the blonde


“I’ll answer.”


The judge ruled: 

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