joke of the day : Magic Penis


Magic Penis

A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip,

so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her

occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his

situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't

know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so

many weeks, except... the Magic Penis!'

The husband said, 'The what'?

The man repeated, 'The Magic

Penis,' and pulled out what

seemed to be an ordinary dildo.

The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like 


The man

then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic

Penis door!'

The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and

started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door

shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to

form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic

Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and

returned to the box.

The husband bought it and took it home to his wife.

After the husband had

been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis

She undressed, opened the box and said ... 


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