joke of the day : Magic Penis

 

the wife remembered the Magic Penis

She undressed, opened the box and said 'Magic

Penis, my crotch.'

The penis shot to her crotch..

It was absolutely incredible. After three mind

shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided

she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it

was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how

to turn it off so she put her clothes on, got in her car and

started for the closest hospital.

On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her

swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this

and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.

Gasping and twitching, the woman said, 'I haven't

had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got

this Magic Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't

stop screwing me.'

The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and

replied, 'Yeah right.... Magic Penis, my

ass...!'

The rest, as they say, is

history...