Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.’
The old lady can’t take this anymore,
“You foul-mouthed s*x obsessed pig!”
She retorted indignantly.
‘In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our s*x lives!”
‘Hey, coola down lady,’ said the man,
‘Whooza talkin’ about s*x? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ” Mississippi”