Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking

 

The passenger threw a lighter out the window saying, “Step on it!”

 

They were flooring it and going about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.

 

“Oh my God! He’s back!” The passenger rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, “WHAT NOW?”

 

The old man gently replied,

 

“You want some help getting out of the mud?”

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