Three Dogs Are Walking Down The Street When They Spot A Female Poodle.

  

“I love liver and cheese,” to which the poodle disapprovingly shakes her head.

The Bulldog thinks and follows up with

“I HATE liver and cheese,” which also gets a disapproving look from the poodle.

The chihuahua winks at the poodle, then turns to the German Shepherd and Bulldog to say

“Liver alone, cheese mine.