The Town Elders Wanted To Increase Attendance.

 

“Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch…”


The crowd was mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.


Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch.


The crowd fell into silence…then suddenly the hypnotist accidentally dropped the watch!


“s**t” said he said…(quite loudly). And then it happened…


It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.