The Old Man Applied For The Wine Tester.

 

Then he gave him another glass.

“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. It requires three more years for the finest results.”

“That’s Correct.”

And he gave him a third glass.

“It’s a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive.” The old drunk man said calmly.

The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.

She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it of course.

“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don’t get the job I’ll name the father!”