The cops are a bit skeptical, and decide to make a little test. They bring in a beautiful woman they know to have not committed a felony.
An officer enters the room with her, and instantly the man says, “this woman has committed theft.” The officer, knowing this is a lie, tell the man, “We knew it! We brought her in to truly test your abilities, and clearly you are a fraud!” They dismiss the woman.
“I would catch up to her if I were you,” says the man.
“And for what reason?” Asks the officer
“Because she stole your wallet.”