The girlfriend tells her boyfriend

  



“You guys must’ve had a good time last night” the clerk says laughing.


Angry and confused, the man asks, “AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?! ARE YOU USING LISTENING DEVICES TO TRACK EVERYTHING WE’RE DOING OR SOMETHING?!?!”


The clerk replies,


“Not at all


It’s just that the entire chandelier on the floor below your room came down.”