The CIA has three candidates

 


 

"I wanted to do it I just couldnt pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess Im not the right man for the job."  

Finally, the CIA proctor leads the female candidate to yet another large steel door and hands her a gun.   

"We must be sure that you will follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him."  

The woman takes the gun, enters the room, and before the door even closes completely behind her, shes fired off six shots. 

Then all hell breaks loose behind the door cursing, screaming, crashing.   

Suddenly, all goes quiet.  

The door opens slowly, the woman exits, and wiping the sweat from her brow, she says, "Did you guys know the gun was loaded with blanks? I had to beat the son of a b*tch to death with the chair!"