“You’re going to kill him!” they exclaimed.
Two months later, her husband died.
The women were sitting around the clubhouse and one of them said, “You killed him! We told you that feeding him cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?”
The wife stoically replied, “I didn’t kill him. He fell off the window sill while he was licking his ass”