Roof Bear

 


"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and I’ll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.

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When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.

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The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.


"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."