Please Do Not Attempt This At Home. I Am A Professional.

 I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?"    I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin, and could I please speak to Robin Carter?"    Suddenly the phone was slammed down! I couldn't believe anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and

Suddenly the phone was slammed down! I couldn't believe anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits. After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided

to call it again. When the same person answered again, I yelled, "You're an *******!" and hung up.


Next to his phone number I wrote the word '*******' and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him. He'd answer and I'd yell, "You're an *******!" It always cheered me up.

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