Paddy and Murphy meet


“Excellent, it’s a deal.”

Weeks go by and they meet again.

“Hey man, how are you doing?”

“What the hell is wrong with that bast..

elephant?? He sh..

all over my garden, I spend hours every day shovelling! The kids are terrified of him, and my wife is divorcing me!”

“Aww, that’s not a nice way to talk about Mr Trunks

You won’t be able to sell him that way!”