The captain says "well, Lad, here tis our solution, just stick it in ye hole and have away"...
The sailor looks incredulously at the captain. "Are you serious...?
A hole in a barrel"...?
The captain walks saying, "Just try it"...
The sailor thinks that there could be no harm in trying and undoes his pants...
Fifteen minutes later the sailor climbs on deck with a huge smile. "Wow, captain, that was amazing. I have bedded many women in my day and that barrel was better than most by far"...
The captain replies, "Aye, thought you would like it. Feel free to use it any time, day or night except Tuesdays that is"...
The sailor looks at the captain with a confused expression. "Why not Tuesdays"...?
The captain replies, "Because Tuesdays are your day in the barrel"...😝