Old is just a feeling...

 

 The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.


I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.


Costco won't let me shop there anymore..