Mick and Paddy decide to steal a bus instead of walking home

 


They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go in and get a bus while he keeps a look-out…


After shuffling around for ages, Mick shouts, “Paddy, what are you doing? Have you not found one yet?”


Paddy shouts back, “I can’t find a No. 91…”


“Oh Jesus Christ, ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we’ll walk from the roundabout”.