Mary had just gotten married.

  


'Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Micks a good man Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you..'


So, up she went again. When she got there, Mick took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes.


When Mary saw this, she ran downstairs. 'Mummy, mummy, Micks got a foot and a half!'

Her Mummy said, 'You stay here and stir the gravy and I will go up!