Ma Was In The Kitchen Fiddling Around When She Hollers Out

 

“Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with this outhouse!”

Ma hollers back, “Now take your head out of the hole!”

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,

“Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!”

To which Ma replies,

“Hurts, don’t it?!