L.Johnny In First Grade.

  


“Then dad’s gone too”

“Ok, what does your grandfather sleep on top of?”

“A mattress, ma’am”

“And what does he put underneath his head?”

“A pillow, ma’am”

“Suppose that you cut your grandfather’s pillow open. What do you have now?”

“A rough whip with the belt from grandpa, ma’am”

“And after that…”

“A piece of white cloth, ma’am”

“And inside it you have….”

“Feathers, ma’am”

“So, what does the chicken give us again?”

“Oooohhh. Eggs!”