Little Johnny Wakes Up.

 


“What are you doing?”

to which she replies: “I’m playing poker, my boyfriends my partner – now go to bed you little freak!”

About an hour later little johnny’s Dad walks into his bedroom and says:

“Johnny what are you doing”

Johnny replies I’m playing poker, why?

“Who’s your partner then?” his dad asks.

To which Johnny says:

“Who needs a partner when you’ve got a good hand.”