1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the
cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m
married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going
to a Halloween party!”
LOL!
