Kate was standing in the kitchen

  



He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed.

He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.

He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed.

Paul sees his wife and says, “Babe, how did you fix all this.”

She looked at him and said, “Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.

A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.

He fixed everything.

I asked him what I could do for payment.

He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him.”

Paul says, “Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?”

Kate looks at him and replies, “Who do I look like? Betty rocker, I don’t think so!”