John O’Reilly hoisted his beer

  



The man chuckled jeeringly and said,


“John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”


She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.


You know he’s only been there twice in the last four years.


Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”