I got cut off by a taxi driver last week

 

I worked my way down the line, getting thrown out of each taxi in turn, until I came to my target at the back of the queue.

"How much to the station ?". "$5" said the driver.

"Ok" I said "Let's go"

As we pulled out and overtook the other taxis I wound the window down and gave all the other drivers a thumbs up with a big grin on my face!!..