Humor – The old man goes to see a Doctor


‘I said, ‘Not much… My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’


‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’


‘No, I don’t,’ I said.


He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive motor-cycles, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?’


‘No,’ I said.


He looked at me and said,.. ‘Then, why do you even give a shit?’