Harry’s wife decide that she’ll become a call girl

 She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a “HJ”.

He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE…

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, “I’ll be right back.”

She runs back to Harry, and asks, “Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?”