“For the sake of decency, here’s £20. Go and
buy yourself some underwear.”
Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her
ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to
show that she too is wearing no undies.
“Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no
undies. Why not?” She replies, “I can’t afford
any on the money you give me.” He reaches
into his pocket and says, “For the sake of
decency, here’s £10. Go and buy yourself some...