“What did your husband get you for your anniversary?” asks Eliza.
“He bought me lessons in southern etiquette classes,” Isabelle says.
“Etiquette classes?” Eliza says.
“What did you learn there?” asks Josephine.
“Well,” says Isabelle, “I used to say, ‘I DON’T GIVE A RATS ASS’ but now I say,
‘That’s nice, real nice.’”