Funny Joke: an-old-man-ca... An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are ...

  



She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately.


 "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.



The old Cavan man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas ........... AND paying their own airfare."