Devil Suddenly Appears In Front Of Congregation.

  


“Don’t you realize I can kill you with a word?” asked Satan.

“Don’t doubt it for a minute,” returned the old man, in an even tone.

“Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?” persisted Satan.

“Yep,” was the calm reply.

“And you’re still not afraid?” asked Satan.

“Nope.”

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked,

“Well, why aren’t you afraid of me?”

The old man calmly replied,

“Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”