Clever Girl

 

“I saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each other’s clothes off, and they  carried on until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her.”

“Yes?” says Mummy. “And then what happened?”

“Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year,” says the little girl confidently.