"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR"
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,"That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one The husband looked at her and said,
"Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow."
PLEASE NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.