BIRTHDAY PRESENT

 


Daves wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.


Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.


He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.


She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.


The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b**ch tonight, Dave.