Mr Lambert said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them anymore because I’ve just shot them all. Goodnight”.
Then he hung up. Within 60 seconds three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up.
Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to Mr Lambert,
“I thought you said that you’d shot them?!”
Mr Lambert said,
“I thought you said there was nobody available?!”